1 00:00:07,844 --> 00:00:08,944 Give me the candy bar. 2 00:00:11,642 --> 00:00:13,263 You heard me, Jamie. Give it. 3 00:00:20,279 --> 00:00:21,229 Where is it? 4 00:00:21,441 --> 00:00:22,491 Where'd it go? 5 00:00:27,429 --> 00:00:30,574 Wow, I was five before I got Reese to fall for that. 6 00:00:32,290 --> 00:00:38,290 Malcolm in the Middle 7.05 - "Jessica Stays Over" 7 00:00:43,290 --> 00:00:49,290 Synchronisation par Max and Tyno, Script original par Raceman. 8 00:00:54,290 --> 00:01:00,290 Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk and Malcolm-France.com 9 00:01:08,595 --> 00:01:09,116 Sorry. 10 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,096 I didn't... Sorry. 11 00:01:11,217 --> 00:01:15,067 It's no big deal, Malcolm. You know, one day you will be old enough to shave. 12 00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:17,641 -Go. -Oh... 13 00:01:18,073 --> 00:01:19,101 Yeah, okay. 14 00:01:21,256 --> 00:01:22,706 That's Jessica, our neighbor. 15 00:01:22,806 --> 00:01:25,924 Mom and Dad are letting her sleep on our couch for a week until her father's arraigned. 16 00:01:25,954 --> 00:01:31,404 Seems he got drunk Friday night, decided to track down her mom and tried to drive a street-sweeper to Mexico. 17 00:01:32,445 --> 00:01:33,930 She has some family issues. 18 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:36,219 Malcolm, Reese, Jessica, let's go. 19 00:01:39,313 --> 00:01:41,070 -What are you doing? -Are you kidding? 20 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,609 No way I'm letting Jessica get a look at the goods. 21 00:01:43,639 --> 00:01:45,568 What is taking you boys so long? 22 00:01:45,586 --> 00:01:48,224 Tell Sasquatch in there to give us a shot at the bathroom. 23 00:01:48,254 --> 00:01:51,153 Hey, Mom, can I borrow your car tonight? Frank Miller's signing his new graphic novel... 24 00:01:51,183 --> 00:01:54,651 You're going to drive it the way you threw your pants in a wad behind the hamper yesterday? 25 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:55,723 I don't think so. 26 00:01:56,553 --> 00:01:57,132 What? 27 00:01:58,112 --> 00:02:00,462 How does her mind even form thoughts like that? 28 00:02:04,775 --> 00:02:05,702 Is that a bee? 29 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,747 That is how you know it's fresh. 30 00:02:07,785 --> 00:02:11,371 You won't find any bees in your store-bought honey, I'll tell you that much. 31 00:02:11,401 --> 00:02:14,064 -Where did this come from? -Spoils of war, Dewey. 32 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:17,167 You know that beehive in the toolshed I've been battling for months? 33 00:02:17,197 --> 00:02:19,493 Victory is mine. 34 00:02:19,579 --> 00:02:20,705 You did it yourself? 35 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:22,560 How'd you know how to do that? 36 00:02:22,590 --> 00:02:23,440 It's instinctual. 37 00:02:23,516 --> 00:02:27,976 See, human beings were born with everything they need to destroy bees. 38 00:02:28,152 --> 00:02:30,834 Except the poison, you have to buy that. 39 00:02:31,347 --> 00:02:33,015 I feel kind of sorry for the bees, though. 40 00:02:33,045 --> 00:02:34,916 It's survival of the fittest, Dewey. 41 00:02:35,185 --> 00:02:38,349 If they had won, they'd be spreading us on toast right now. 42 00:02:40,278 --> 00:02:40,934 Big deal. 43 00:02:41,243 --> 00:02:43,293 So I don't get the car to go to the book signing. 44 00:02:43,323 --> 00:02:46,323 Meeting your heroes is always such a disappointment, anyway. 45 00:02:53,845 --> 00:02:54,655 Hi, Malcolm. 46 00:02:55,046 --> 00:02:56,177 You got the car? 47 00:02:56,684 --> 00:02:57,929 How'd you get the car? 48 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:01,389 I just had a little shopping to do, and your mom insisted I take the car. 49 00:03:01,419 --> 00:03:02,865 What do you mean she insisted? 50 00:03:02,895 --> 00:03:05,552 I've been begging her for weeks. Every time I ask, she says no. 51 00:03:05,582 --> 00:03:07,332 That's where you made your mistake. 52 00:03:07,558 --> 00:03:10,304 I just got all vulnerable and poured on stuff about my dad. 53 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:11,183 It was easy. 54 00:03:11,556 --> 00:03:12,149 No way. 55 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:16,880 Look, Malcolm, it's not something I'm proud of, believe me. 56 00:03:17,169 --> 00:03:19,869 It's how I've learned to survive in my twisted family. 57 00:03:20,399 --> 00:03:23,899 They're like a total cesspool of manipulation and emotional blackmail. 58 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:25,746 Everyone screwing everyone over. 59 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:30,690 I don't even know a true, honest way to connect with people anymore. 60 00:03:31,363 --> 00:03:32,231 It's sick. 61 00:03:33,076 --> 00:03:34,195 I'm sick! 62 00:03:35,251 --> 00:03:36,100 Jessica, wait. 63 00:03:37,724 --> 00:03:38,438 I'm sorry. 64 00:03:39,525 --> 00:03:41,925 Ah, thanks for carrying my bags for me, Malcolm. 65 00:03:42,358 --> 00:03:43,408 Told you it was easy. 66 00:03:47,623 --> 00:03:49,573 You can bite my American ass, Zhao Lee. 67 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:51,584 What's that? 68 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:54,428 The school made us adopt pen pals from different countries. 69 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:56,408 I got stuck with this loser from China. 70 00:03:56,729 --> 00:03:58,873 -What's wrong with China? -It's not what you think, Dewey. 71 00:03:58,903 --> 00:04:02,597 He won't send you illegal fireworks or get your nunchucks autographed by the emperor. 72 00:04:02,627 --> 00:04:03,862 The guy's a total jerk. 73 00:04:04,358 --> 00:04:07,286 It started off with a simple request to apologize for Pearl Harbor. 74 00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:08,466 The guy wouldn't do it. 75 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:11,406 He's so arrogant. When I draw squiggles, it's nonsense. 76 00:04:11,434 --> 00:04:13,084 When he does it, it's a language. 77 00:04:13,265 --> 00:04:14,422 I was so pissed. 78 00:04:14,892 --> 00:04:17,988 But then I thought, be the better man, and reason with the guy. 79 00:04:18,018 --> 00:04:19,718 "Do you want me to kick your butt? 80 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,591 Check yes or no." 81 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:25,394 And there's his response. He couldn't even follow simple instructions. 82 00:04:25,397 --> 00:04:27,017 "You need help, Reese." 83 00:04:27,104 --> 00:04:29,535 He thinks a whole planet between us is going to protect him. 84 00:04:29,565 --> 00:04:30,974 He thinks he's so smart. 85 00:04:31,012 --> 00:04:34,545 We'll see who's smart when I mail myself to China and kick him upside-down ass. 86 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:34,915 What? 87 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:36,621 Reese, that's crazy. 88 00:04:36,661 --> 00:04:38,511 Name one thing that's crazy about it. 89 00:04:39,732 --> 00:04:41,748 You're right. I take it back. 90 00:04:41,812 --> 00:04:45,262 I can't wait to see his face when he opens up his mail and I pop out. 91 00:04:46,404 --> 00:04:49,017 And how are you supposed to get back after you beat him up? 92 00:04:49,047 --> 00:04:51,709 Dewey, you know nothing about Asian culture. 93 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:57,243 After I humiliate him, I earn his respect, plus half his land and his sister, if she's hot. 94 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,648 All I got to do is stay off of Mom's radar for the next three days. 95 00:05:03,266 --> 00:05:04,347 You call this clean? 96 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,751 I have to say, Mom, if you're just going to phone it in, why even bother? 97 00:05:07,781 --> 00:05:10,581 You just bought yourself two days grounded in your room. 98 00:05:10,609 --> 00:05:11,115 Fine. 99 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,019 Maybe you can use that time to learn how to roll socks. 100 00:05:14,142 --> 00:05:16,392 Make it three days. You want to try for more? 101 00:05:16,398 --> 00:05:17,498 Nope. Three's perfect. 102 00:05:25,949 --> 00:05:28,014 Hey, survivor, huh? 103 00:05:29,018 --> 00:05:31,918 I guess you weren't around when Uncle Hal came a-knockin'. 104 00:05:32,822 --> 00:05:34,622 Oh, all right, all right. Let it go. 105 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:36,236 War's over. 106 00:05:40,743 --> 00:05:42,828 All right, knock it off! 107 00:05:43,332 --> 00:05:44,350 I mean it! 108 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,183 Back off! 109 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,294 I'm warning you! 110 00:05:55,393 --> 00:05:57,187 Your friends died like cowards. 111 00:06:01,768 --> 00:06:02,868 What's wrong with you? 112 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:03,835 Nothing. I'm fine. 113 00:06:03,893 --> 00:06:07,546 Aw, this crisper is disgusting. It's like vegetable soup in there. 114 00:06:07,569 --> 00:06:09,519 Malcolm, get a sponge and clean it out. 115 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:10,100 Okay. 116 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,560 You're not going to fight me or try to weasel out of it? 117 00:06:15,338 --> 00:06:16,538 All right, what's wrong? 118 00:06:17,167 --> 00:06:18,267 Nothing. It's just... 119 00:06:19,673 --> 00:06:22,534 -There's this math test coming up, and... I don't know... -Malcolm, stop. 120 00:06:22,564 --> 00:06:24,288 You're going to ace it like you always do. 121 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:27,368 That's just the point. You totally expect me to get a hundred. 122 00:06:27,492 --> 00:06:31,342 My teacher expects me to get a hundred. Everyone expects me to get a hundred. 123 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:36,351 Do ynow what it's like every time you do anything in school to have everyone expect you to be perfect? 124 00:06:36,381 --> 00:06:39,381 Do you have any idea what kind of pressure that puts on you? 125 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:43,792 It was so easy. 126 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:48,368 I started with this load of crap about my math test and then the rest just came pouring out of me so naturally. 127 00:06:48,398 --> 00:06:52,685 Before I knew it she was telling me to take the car and go and have fun with my friends. 128 00:06:52,715 --> 00:06:54,171 She even gave me money for gas. 129 00:06:54,201 --> 00:06:54,832 Nice. 130 00:06:56,345 --> 00:06:57,194 Is that a tear? 131 00:06:57,907 --> 00:06:58,641 No. 132 00:07:04,442 --> 00:07:10,982 Six boxes of cereal, two gallons of milk, eight peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, adult diapers and Madlibs. 133 00:07:11,050 --> 00:07:12,233 You thought of everything. 134 00:07:12,263 --> 00:07:15,713 And I also packed some barbells so I can get there in fighting shape. 135 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,144 -They look like soup cans. -You noticed. 136 00:07:18,395 --> 00:07:20,845 See, there's a lot of things that serve two purs. 137 00:07:20,864 --> 00:07:21,868 Like my pillow. 138 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:25,909 It's stuffed with MandM's so I can sleep and snack from the same source. 139 00:07:25,939 --> 00:07:28,689 It's the same way NASA designed the old space capsules. 140 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,065 The very same. 141 00:07:30,072 --> 00:07:32,127 And you'll be ready with the tapes to cover with Mom, right? 142 00:07:32,157 --> 00:07:34,329 -Yeah. -All right, let's get moving. 143 00:07:34,644 --> 00:07:36,994 I want to be at the post office for the 4:00 pick-up. 144 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,774 Should I get you stamped "fragile"? 145 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:40,479 What's that supposed to mean? 146 00:08:00,385 --> 00:08:02,083 And the journey begins. 147 00:08:05,421 --> 00:08:09,097 Malcolm, you wouldn't happen to know the life expectancy of a bee, would you? 148 00:08:09,127 --> 00:08:10,352 -I don't know. -Great. 149 00:08:11,085 --> 00:08:15,204 What's the point of hauling around that giant head of yours if you can't retain a few simple facts? 150 00:08:15,234 --> 00:08:19,129 Hal, he gets enough pressure from school without his family piling on. 151 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,746 Did Mom just defend me? 152 00:08:22,109 --> 00:08:25,165 Wow, this vulnerability crap is more effective than I thought. 153 00:08:25,195 --> 00:08:27,009 Reese's eggs are stone cold. 154 00:08:27,163 --> 00:08:29,013 Dewey, you can bring them to him now. 155 00:08:39,464 --> 00:08:41,214 It's about time, butt-munch. 156 00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:44,029 She actually expects me to eat this slop? 157 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:48,823 Hal... what are you doing home? It's 10:15. 158 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,335 It's that bee, Lois. 159 00:08:50,354 --> 00:08:52,515 He attacked me again on my way to the car. 160 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:54,193 I barely made it back in here. 161 00:08:54,369 --> 00:08:56,169 The damn thing won't leave me alone. 162 00:08:56,258 --> 00:08:58,481 -He's on some crazy vendetta. -Hal! 163 00:08:58,488 --> 00:09:01,288 Okay, maybe it's not that crazy when you think about it. 164 00:09:01,462 --> 00:09:06,130 I mean, I did kill all his family and friends and basically destroyed his whole world. 165 00:09:07,216 --> 00:09:08,594 That's got to come as a blow. 166 00:09:08,624 --> 00:09:10,448 Hal, you have got to go to work. 167 00:09:10,464 --> 00:09:11,583 I know, you're right. 168 00:09:11,749 --> 00:09:12,926 This is absurd. 169 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:14,862 Okay. 170 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,060 Here's the plan, Lois. 171 00:09:17,111 --> 00:09:21,511 I am going to move very casually toward the back door and draw his attention over there. 172 00:09:21,565 --> 00:09:26,015 Once he's diverted, you run lickety-split to my car and drive it right up here to the side doors. 173 00:09:26,045 --> 00:09:30,985 Honk the horn. Two short beeps, then one long. I'll count to three we'll open the doors simultaneously. 174 00:09:31,015 --> 00:09:32,254 You've got to be kidding me. 175 00:09:32,284 --> 00:09:35,391 Hey, I am not going to let some bee run my life. 176 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,991 -Where are you going? -Rick Kessler's party. 177 00:09:43,129 --> 00:09:44,229 How you getting there? 178 00:09:44,244 --> 00:09:48,394 I'm going to tell my mom how I can't beat people's expectations on my science test. 179 00:09:49,308 --> 00:09:50,558 Are you a complete moron? 180 00:09:50,898 --> 00:09:51,246 What? 181 00:09:51,795 --> 00:09:52,522 Amateurs. 182 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:56,056 You are not trying to manipulate a guy here, Malcolm. 183 00:09:56,654 --> 00:09:59,432 -You have to use your brain. -But it worked great last time. 184 00:09:59,462 --> 00:10:03,235 Which is why you can never use it again. Especially with your mom's radar. 185 00:10:04,059 --> 00:10:05,845 Come on, sit down, listen to me. 186 00:10:06,771 --> 00:10:08,495 You got lucky the first time. 187 00:10:08,535 --> 00:10:13,939 But if you want to pull this off, getting the car two nights in a row, you have to be very, very good. 188 00:10:14,606 --> 00:10:15,779 -Why can't I just... -Hey! 189 00:10:15,809 --> 00:10:17,844 Do you want to ride Jamie's Big Wheel to the party? 190 00:10:17,874 --> 00:10:23,160 I am telling you, you have to share some real fear or feeling of inadequacy. 191 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:26,675 If you are not totally honest, she will see right through your scam. 192 00:10:27,317 --> 00:10:27,876 Okay. 193 00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:30,312 So, like what? 194 00:10:30,555 --> 00:10:32,355 Well, I don't know. What do you got? 195 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,185 Well, I, uh... 196 00:10:35,195 --> 00:10:37,945 Come on, Malcolm, your biggest problem is choosing one. 197 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:40,415 Okay, well, I'm not that tall. 198 00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:44,018 -That's what you're going with? -I don't know. This is hard. 199 00:10:44,457 --> 00:10:48,247 We'll go down the list and see which one makes you feel the most uncomfortable. 200 00:10:48,277 --> 00:10:49,868 We've established that you're short. 201 00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:50,457 Yeah. 202 00:10:50,612 --> 00:10:51,562 And pretty scrawny. 203 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:52,261 Yeah. 204 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,743 And completely self-absorbed. 205 00:10:53,773 --> 00:10:54,188 Yeah. 206 00:10:54,309 --> 00:10:55,642 With huge mother issues. 207 00:10:55,983 --> 00:10:56,315 Yeah. 208 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:57,945 You don't really put out a sexual vibe. 209 00:10:57,975 --> 00:10:59,166 -Hey! -Bingo. 210 00:11:09,284 --> 00:11:12,101 It was amazing. We've never really talked like that. 211 00:11:13,011 --> 00:11:15,711 She said she felt like a total outcast in high school. 212 00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:17,435 She told me all this stuff. 213 00:11:17,526 --> 00:11:21,926 Like really personal stuff, but it didn't feel creepy like your mom's telling you stuff. 214 00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:23,899 It was more like we were equals. 215 00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:25,405 It was great. 216 00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:26,853 Good work. 217 00:11:27,393 --> 00:11:28,393 Did you get the car? 218 00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:29,278 What? 219 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,899 Oh, yeah. 220 00:11:31,493 --> 00:11:34,108 You know, I think I'm going to skip the party. 221 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,654 -You're kidding. -Yeah, I don't know, I just... 222 00:11:36,684 --> 00:11:38,434 I don't really feel like going out. 223 00:11:40,849 --> 00:11:41,549 You know what? 224 00:11:42,161 --> 00:11:44,711 I think I'm going to stay home and start a journal. 225 00:11:49,094 --> 00:11:50,464 Stupid jet engine. 226 00:11:58,156 --> 00:12:00,656 Why don't you learn how to fly this stupid thing?! 227 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:13,699 Oh, sure, I feel lonely. 228 00:12:13,892 --> 00:12:17,492 Sometimes even with my family all around me, I feel like there's this... 229 00:12:17,808 --> 00:12:22,458 I don't know, this-this gulf between us that I can't get across and maybe don't even want to. 230 00:12:22,637 --> 00:12:26,150 -Does that sound awful? -No, no. I know exactly what you're talking about. 231 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,891 There's this deep chasm of loneliness, but the weird thing is, it's... 232 00:12:30,223 --> 00:12:31,573 it's not all that horrible. 233 00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:33,542 It's almost like this... 234 00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:35,490 -This... -Sweet pain? 235 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:37,252 Oh, my God. 236 00:12:37,944 --> 00:12:39,862 I thought I was the only one who felt that way. 237 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:43,448 Well, it's not something I really talk about. I can't believe I'm even telling you. 238 00:12:43,478 --> 00:12:45,928 Don't worry, Mom. I... I understand. I really do. 239 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,433 Oh, look at the time. Malcolm, we've gabbed the whole morning away. I got to get dressed for work. 240 00:12:50,463 --> 00:12:52,113 Go ahead. I'll finish the dishes. 241 00:12:52,545 --> 00:12:54,045 I'm gonna take you up on that. 242 00:12:57,171 --> 00:12:58,464 That was genius. 243 00:13:00,764 --> 00:13:01,497 Jessica? 244 00:13:02,002 --> 00:13:05,495 -You were there the whole time? -Seriously, that was awesome. 245 00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:07,106 What are you going for? 246 00:13:07,114 --> 00:13:07,982 What? Nothing. 247 00:13:08,215 --> 00:13:09,296 Malcolm, it's me. 248 00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:14,173 What are you after? I mean you've got her opening up to you. Forget about the car. 249 00:13:14,203 --> 00:13:16,822 With that level of intimacy, I'd shoot for a laptop. 250 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,017 We were just talking about things we felt. 251 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:21,844 Wow, Malcolm, that's really... 252 00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:24,490 -Pathetic. -Shut up. 253 00:13:24,702 --> 00:13:29,180 Listen, Monday I need you to get your mom out of the house for a couple of hours after school. 254 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:30,672 Take her to a chick flick or something. 255 00:13:30,702 --> 00:13:31,688 You should enjoy that. 256 00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:32,338 What for? 257 00:13:32,426 --> 00:13:36,328 My boyfriend's coming over, and I'd like to have the house to ourselves, if you know what I mean. 258 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:36,940 What?! 259 00:13:36,978 --> 00:13:38,748 Oh, good, you do know what I mean. 260 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,489 I wasn't sure with that whole chasm of loneliness crap. 261 00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:43,036 You can't hook up in my house. 262 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:46,710 -I've never hooked up in my house. -Okay, Malcolm, it's your decision. 263 00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:50,066 Just a little worried how your mom might react when she finds out 264 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:53,372 that the only reason you've been opening up to her is to get her car. 265 00:13:53,402 --> 00:13:54,852 That's not even true anymore. 266 00:13:55,132 --> 00:13:56,791 Anyway, you'd look just as bad. 267 00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:59,318 Malcolm, my dad's in jail, and I live on a couch. 268 00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:02,023 Looking bad isn't really a big motivator for me. 269 00:14:02,987 --> 00:14:04,087 Now, you owe me. 270 00:14:04,318 --> 00:14:05,968 You'd really do it, wouldn't you? 271 00:14:05,997 --> 00:14:06,884 Knowing me... 272 00:14:08,545 --> 00:14:09,185 Yeah. 273 00:14:09,659 --> 00:14:11,992 Fine, but I can't believe you're being like this. 274 00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:14,345 I thought you were helping me because you were my friend. 275 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,263 Yeah, Malcolm? 276 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,933 Save the girl talk for your mom. 277 00:14:23,107 --> 00:14:24,033 "Day 23. 278 00:14:25,027 --> 00:14:28,808 "I'm out of food, "but I've never felt so focused and alive. 279 00:14:29,576 --> 00:14:32,476 I see everything now with crystal clarity that..." 280 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:43,807 "Day 24. 281 00:14:44,455 --> 00:14:46,055 "I must be getting close. 282 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:47,688 I can smell the docks." 283 00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:04,563 I know Mommy wanted us to go to the park. 284 00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:07,969 But why go outside where bad things want to hurt Daddy, 285 00:15:08,069 --> 00:15:11,319 when we can have just as much fun inside the house, right, Jamie? 286 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:14,691 How about a nice shaving cream beard, huh? 287 00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:17,414 I did one last week at work, and everyone loved it. 288 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,722 Don't worry, Jamie, it's me he's after, not you. 289 00:15:33,774 --> 00:15:35,424 Stop looking at me, Dewey. 290 00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:36,850 I'm not looking at you. 291 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:37,980 Don't touch me. 292 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,495 -I'm not touching you. -You're practically touching me. 293 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,037 -Shut up. -You shut up. 294 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,857 -Why don't you? -Why don't you make me? 295 00:15:43,887 --> 00:15:46,073 -Why don't you make me? -Maybe I will. 296 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:50,432 He thinks he's on his way to China, and you've just been torturing him in that box?! 297 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:51,854 Yeah. 298 00:15:52,196 --> 00:15:53,396 Can he breathe in there? 299 00:15:53,851 --> 00:15:55,101 He's still making noises. 300 00:15:55,572 --> 00:15:56,912 And he's got food and water? 301 00:15:56,942 --> 00:15:57,194 Yeah. 302 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:02,670 All right. 303 00:16:07,524 --> 00:16:12,174 Honestly, Hal, I haven't felt this close to Malcolm since he was four years old. 304 00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:17,051 Did I tell you he's taking me to a movie tomorrow? 305 00:16:17,056 --> 00:16:18,059 I can't believe it. 306 00:16:19,381 --> 00:16:23,413 I mean, put out there, yon't know whether it'll ever come back to you. 307 00:16:24,468 --> 00:16:29,014 And then, when it does, it's wonderful. 308 00:16:30,345 --> 00:16:32,745 It's worth all the crap you have to put up with. 309 00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:36,394 Our boy is growing up, Lois. 310 00:16:38,485 --> 00:16:41,225 -I'm very proud of both of you. -Thanks, honey. 311 00:16:44,018 --> 00:16:46,391 -Can you turn off the smoke now? -In a minute. 312 00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:51,107 -How long do we have the place? -At least two hours. 313 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,050 So, what do you want to do? 314 00:16:56,122 --> 00:16:59,422 -Jessica, I have to talk to you. -Malcolm, what are you doing here? 315 00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:01,453 -Where's Lois? -Still at the movies. 316 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,388 I told her everything. 317 00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:04,923 I couldn't hold it back from her. 318 00:17:04,953 --> 00:17:08,351 We where in the lobby, and I saw something that reminded me of how much she really loves me. 319 00:17:08,381 --> 00:17:11,145 This mom was holding up her son so he could get a drink of water, and I thought, 320 00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:14,287 "What kind of Mom lets their kid drink from a public king fountain?" 321 00:17:14,317 --> 00:17:18,902 She would have yelled at me about all the germs, and I thought about how much she really cares about me, and I couldn't hold it back. 322 00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:21,582 -Malcolm, we'll talk about this later. -It was horrible. 323 00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:26,814 I tried to explain that getting close to her started off as a way to use her, but... 324 00:17:26,844 --> 00:17:28,423 It turned into something real. 325 00:17:29,942 --> 00:17:31,003 But she didn't care. 326 00:17:31,975 --> 00:17:33,314 She was just too hurt. 327 00:17:33,476 --> 00:17:35,660 She said she didn't want to look at me anymore. 328 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:39,540 And then she walked right out of Autumn Encounter and straight into Body Count III. 329 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,310 It's too bad, because Autumn Encounter looked really good. 330 00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:45,265 Can make myself a sandwich? 331 00:17:45,419 --> 00:17:46,932 Wait. Mike, this won't take long. 332 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:49,029 My mom used to make me sandwiches. 333 00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:53,047 Now she'll never make me sandwiches again. 334 00:17:53,663 --> 00:17:55,265 Malcolm pull yourself together! 335 00:17:55,392 --> 00:17:56,619 This is kind of weird. 336 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,305 Wait. Wait, Mike. Mike? 337 00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:07,254 Hi. 338 00:18:08,315 --> 00:18:08,643 Hi. 339 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,892 I'm Mike, Jessica's friend. 340 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,332 Dewey. 341 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,156 Mind if I make myself a sandwich? 342 00:18:12,186 --> 00:18:12,836 I don't care. 343 00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:19,161 Wait, can you do me a favor first? 344 00:18:19,971 --> 00:18:22,433 There's this crate in the garage I can't get open. 345 00:18:22,463 --> 00:18:24,013 -You look really strong. -Sure. 346 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:36,290 I bet you weren't expecting this, Zhao! 347 00:18:36,308 --> 00:18:39,358 Now you're gonna experience a good old American ass-whuppin'. 348 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:40,742 Hey, quit it! 349 00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:42,735 I don't speak Chinese, jackass. 350 00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:45,213 All right. 351 00:19:03,712 --> 00:19:04,348 You! 352 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,168 Okay, let's... stay calm. 353 00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:12,204 Let's not do anything stupid. 354 00:19:14,429 --> 00:19:15,929 Eat wind, honey sucker! 355 00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:45,204 This. Ends. Now. 356 00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:00,801 Is everything okay? 357 00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:05,246 Everything is just fine. 358 00:21:10,116 --> 00:21:11,930 Who's the idiot now? 359 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:16,530 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0